The dominant alpha male straightens his upper extremities and curls his legs in a manner that resembles a ladle. The delicate beta female curls herself into ball and fits perfectly into the males legs, like a lock in a fucking key....or a matza ball in a fucking ladle. That, my dimwitted friends, is ladling...'nuff said

Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.

Kinky spooning

Spooning where the back person is grossly overweight and the front person is not.

The act of playing with droopy balls with a ladle. The balls and ladle should be warm, so they they droop as much as possible.

Spooning for fat people.

the act of spooning with more than two people.