1.) A sport usually played by little league failures
2.) The softest human beings play this game

3.) easiest sport around
I play lacrosse because I wasn't good at anything besides ballet.

"Dude why is that guy in the corner sucking his thumb?"
"His dad didn't pay the coach enough money so he didn't make the lacrosse team"
"Makes sense"
by Beans123456789 February 25, 2017
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worst sport known to man. everyone who plays this sucks giant d*ck. this sport is only played the biggest queers in the school. notice the real sports like baseball football and basketball get all the girls. the kids who play lacrosse have little ass dicks. fucking lacrosse is so gay everyone who plays it should be killed. its only for the gayest mother fuckers out there. peace. fuck you lacrosse players.
some kid: i play lacrosse.
me: no wonder why you dont get laid you fucking queer bag!
by lacrosse is gay69 January 12, 2009
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anyone who conciders NASCAR a sport needs to get hit over the head with a lacrosse stick
get off your obesse ass and be a man
by OXYLAX17 November 17, 2004
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A sport originally created and played by Native Americans, but was revived in the 20th century by cities and teams on the east coast of the United States. It is played with metal or wood sticks of varying sizes, that have plastic "heads" attached to one end. These plastic "heads" are strung with a nylon mesh, or leather straps. These sticks are used to catch and pass a small rubber ball, a little smaller than a baseball. The objective is to pass or run the ball around the field, and score on the opposing teams square or somewhat rectangular goal. It can be played outdoors on a field larger than that of soccer, or indoors in an arena the size of a hockey rink. There is an outdoor and indoor professional league in the United States, and also a World Championship, with team from all over the world (but the U.S. always wins)
Lets go play lacrosse because all other spring sports SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Eugene Wahmbat April 24, 2004
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the best sport in the world
--fastest game on two feet
don't be a flamer, play lacrosse
by Tizzle March 16, 2005
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