A Riley or Lachy (They mean the same thing (Mostly)) is the act of either sitting on someone's nose with their nose up your Anus and then pooping, causing little pellets of poop to be sharted on their face (Riley). Or it is the act of being Rileyed (Having what previously mentioned, happened to you) (Lachy)

Lachie heath sometimes referred to as heathy is looked up to be a god in some religions and is a sex magnet, if a chick meets him they are instantly attached and want to bang. he has a huge penis and is a very good looking person.

A lachi is a hot ass guy that is very loyal and kind like no other. He always has your back. And will do anything for someone he loves with all of his heart. He’s caring and sweet and has a massive dick that any girl would be lucky to get her mouth on. He’s funny and loves to make weird racist jokes. He’s a sexy man any girl or guy would want to be with. If you have a lachi you are a VERY lucky girl/guy. And you need to treat him well or you don’t deserve him.

Lachie is a good nice and strong person he has all the girls on him and if You hurt his Girl he won’t only kill you but he will kill your best friends your mum
Your pet your siblings so don’t fuck with a lachie

A Lachie tries too hard. He is someone who thinks he will become famous but he won’t and no one wants to hurt his feelings so they keep their opinions to themselves.

Instructions for a rare Lachie:
He is very dangerous and will fight you for supremacy so make sure to feed him
He will definitely kill you straight up
If you hear the cock of a gun, run.

Lachie is a humorous guy who gets all the girls. Everyone knows who he is and one of the most popular kids in school. He is cute and the best guy to have so make sure you have one.