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The thing that attracts every moth in the world. The word lämp just makes moths wanna ejaculate and not evacuate. They wanna build a family with lämp. Lämps can be found in your house on your bedside table or in your ex neighbors basement. Lämps are pretty cool
Butterfly: Wow dude that’s one cool lämp.

Moth: That lämp is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen, god has blessed my eyes.
by Yeet yeet eskeeit September 29, 2018
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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When you are typing lmao and it auto-correct’s or u accidentally hit p
Lamp, Fuck I meant lmao
by Elsa Arendell December 19, 2020
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verb; "to lamp;" To hang out, do nothing and smoke marijuana. Term can be explained by the inherent duites of a lamp: lamps stay in one place and light up (get it?)

Commonly used in the form: "lamping" (or lampin')

See lampin' or lampin for other definitions.
What're you doing today?
Nothin', gonna chill at home and lamp
by elskiis December 04, 2010
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To hit someone, especially in the face.
Carry on doing that and I’ll fucking lamp you!
by ale July 17, 2003
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Moth are attracted to lamp, even though it can kill them
Moth: I want some L A M P
Moth 2: Me too.. L A M P
Moth herd: L A M P
by Purewaterdrinking October 01, 2018
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What'd you do last night?
Nothin', man, I was just lampin' at the crib.
by macsalmon October 24, 2003
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