the slut of all whores. Dont worry though, your fine.

The population being 1586, Stearns is a small village 2 hours south of Lexington, KY and north of Knoxville, TN. With no unicorporated cities in McCreary County, KY, you can still get a great calzone at ZZs or have a hang-out in the parking lot of Larry's Somerset Oil or the Big M Plaza. If you get tired of that, you can travel to the booming metro just 25 minutes north to Somerset and hang there.

ky-ya is a demon

Something you put on your toast in Louisville, Lexington, Radcliff, and the rest of the Bluegrass State.

When you kick a man in the balls so much that his testicles turn to jelly inside his ballsack.

a variation on the original and best sexual lubricant on the planet; ky warming feels warm to the touch as soon as you spread it on human skin

Home of an ancient race of superbeings that, judging from the skeletons found in the area's ancient and mysterious Indian Mounds, were 7 to 8 feet tall. This race has connections to the Mayans and some believe were off-planet/human hybrids.

Indian Mounds were once scattered throughout the entire region that is now known as Lexington, KY. No one is quite sure of the origins of those who built the Mounds. They preceded the more kwown Native American tribes. Modern researchers have simply called them the Mound Builders. Other relics found in the Mounds have connections to Egyptian embalming techniques. Early settlers found altars, catacombs and mummies deep in the caves beneath Lexington. This is little known information found buried in old books at the Univerity of KY and Transy reference rooms.

The downtown area of Lexington held a concentration of these Mounds. Mounds still remaining around the area have what mystics call "portal energy". The energy is now being manipulated by the continued development of the Bluegrass area and the demolition of the city's oldest area.