Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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Stands for "Kill your self" a sarcastic term used amongst friends basically telling one another to shut the fuck up, when someone says something ignorant, embarrassing, or just plain stupid.

*not intended for real suicide suggestions, please stay alive y'all
Renee: OMG Keith urban is coming to town he's such a great rapper!

Jane: kys Renee
by jnhmpls96 January 23, 2014
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The simple definition is 'Keep Your Socks!' No other definition!

Just fucking kidding, kill your self
Mom: KYS
Son: Ok mom!
by $w4gm4$t3rr September 06, 2015
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A short abbreviation of "kill yourself" Commonly used by LeafyIsHere Fans when attacking other peoples channels on youtube
kys faggot
by slimeyoldnegro May 07, 2016
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