kxvocx is the no.1 zhongli and artem simp. if you also like zhongli or artem, run the other way, (if you are not zhongli or artem) because she will absolutely jump you.

girl 1: “who is kxvocx?”
girl 2: “kxvocx is god”
*kxvocx rises from the ground with geo daddy and some guy with wings or something*
girl 2: “KXVOCX MY GOD PLE-“
*girl 2 gets crushed by a giant meteor*
zhongli: “do not speak to the almighty kxvocx”
*girl 1 runs away*

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20