A liar, a cheater. Someone who has full on relationships with girls on the Internet but swears they dont. Someone who has a pity party about themselves but fails to acknowledge anyone elses problems. Someone who is into nasty disgusting sexual things and convinces females to do them by convincing them they are the only one and that he is so in love with them. Mean while he is actually in love with women from other countries and states so far away they might as well be other countries. Someone who only cares about themselves to the point of extreme manipulation.

the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers