Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
by kute October 11, 2007
by Zippy12134 April 02, 2008
Referencing an expression or action with a negative sarcastic.
To detract from an expression or action performed by another through mockery and false praise.
To detract from an expression or action performed by another through mockery and false praise.
1 - "Remember when Johnny tried to do a back flip off the roof and busted his ass?" "Yeah that was kute."
2 - "Hey I met Tony Hawk and he thinks I'm the best skater ever" "That's kute douche."
2 - "Hey I met Tony Hawk and he thinks I'm the best skater ever" "That's kute douche."
by Michael D. Birnberg November 28, 2007
the sarcastic version of ‘cute’.
used when you want to be nice but can’t resist being a sarcastic bitch.
used when you want to be nice but can’t resist being a sarcastic bitch.
“your new cat is k-ute. it’s not gag worthy at all”
“gee what a k-ute baby”
“that’s not cute, it’s k-ute”
“that lil sneaky is a bit k-ute”
“gee what a k-ute baby”
“that’s not cute, it’s k-ute”
“that lil sneaky is a bit k-ute”
by lil sneaky March 17, 2018
by RoRoRoRoRoRo January 29, 2008
May 29 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

