May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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kute is what you would use when you want to use a hard c sound when you say cute
That girl has a kute shirt
by kute October 11, 2007
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Kute:Some Thing That Is Cool Or Interesting Or Something That Cathches Your Eye
Your Shoes Are Kute.
Your Kute.
Your Hat Is Kute.
Datsz Kute.
by Zippy12134 April 02, 2008
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Referencing an expression or action with a negative sarcastic.
To detract from an expression or action performed by another through mockery and false praise.
1 - "Remember when Johnny tried to do a back flip off the roof and busted his ass?" "Yeah that was kute."

2 - "Hey I met Tony Hawk and he thinks I'm the best skater ever" "That's kute douche."
by Michael D. Birnberg November 28, 2007
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the sarcastic version of ‘cute’.

used when you want to be nice but can’t resist being a sarcastic bitch.
“your new cat is k-ute. it’s not gag worthy at all”

“gee what a k-ute baby”

“that’s not cute, it’s k-ute”

“that lil sneaky is a bit k-ute”
by lil sneaky March 17, 2018
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"My friendraven dosent have a stinky kute"
by RoRoRoRoRoRo January 29, 2008
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