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kurtle

A white male, usually named Kurt, with a turtle-like hump on his back and a heifer sized chip on his shoulder.

That guy is a total kurtle.

by AmyGayhart August 29, 2009

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sonder

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.

by rednos January 10, 2013

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Kurtle

A type of internet creature that has body parts of both a turtle and a koala. Often found in the depths of ancient image hosters, and long forgotten webservers.

"Hey man, check out this Kurtle I found on Tinypic!"

by JohnKurtle October 02, 2014

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kurtle

This can be used as a noun or a verb.
The act of creeping or the person who creeps on other people's girlfriend/boyfriend or obvious love interest.

"Look at this Kurtle, he's creepin on Kristen but he knows that's Cameron's girl"

The verb can either be used by itself or with the addition of "pull":

"This man's pullin a Kurtle, he's been creepin on Liz all day"
or just simply
"This man's Kurtlin it up, he keeps tryin ta make a move on her when her man's sittin right there"

by Hobo16 December 04, 2005

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Kurtle

A nickname to call your friend if he/she is a fast turtle

Kurtle the turtle is sooooo cute

by happydolphin October 13, 2019

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