A creepy, irrational shitling of a man. The part of this compound word, "boi," is used because it is clear that the kuntboi's brain isn't fully developed yet. Kuntbois differ from fuckboys, in that while the fuckboy's main goal is to fuck, the kuntboi's goal in life is to be a kunt.
"Hey, man, why do you look so uncomfortable?"
"This creepy dude just messaged me on FB, asking for a description of my pussy."
"Who the fuck would do that??"
"P.J."
"Oh him? That little kuntboi? Don't worry, he's just never gotten any, and he prob never will."
"This creepy dude just messaged me on FB, asking for a description of my pussy."
"Who the fuck would do that??"
"P.J."
"Oh him? That little kuntboi? Don't worry, he's just never gotten any, and he prob never will."
by Arianna MK December 21, 2016
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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