when you shit and pee at the same time sometimes in your pants
Damn i just kunkeled myself!!
by Melanie Sampath October 02, 2006
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To be told indirectly that your ideas suck in front of a large group of your peers.
Dude, you just got kunkeled
by dabear2012 August 25, 2010
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The practice of dating numerous coworkers within a short span of time.
Ralph dated both Jennifer and Katie from accounting - he pulled off a kunkel.
by Chevrolet Thunder June 11, 2008
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A family of humans, that most people find "strangely attractive." They are skilled at many arts, including music, network administration, computer programming, and eating box.
Man, that person is good at the drums! He must be a kunkel!
by Goro2k February 22, 2008
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A comment that brings down the receiver followed by giving them a a compliment.
Kelly, you ugly ass motha fucka, you're looking good today!

This is a Kunkelment.
by itsakunkelment February 14, 2011
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its like the build-up of sweat, lint and pubes that acquires under your balls
I sure have alot of kunkel today must be these new boxers.
I am going to take a shower and wash this kunkel clean.
by Rebekah Schrage January 26, 2007
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