1) First used as a pirates way of saying "give me your wifes penis"
2) Now used as a statement to attract the opposite sex with vigor and passion.
2) Now used as a statement to attract the opposite sex with vigor and passion.
Why hello there............PICKLE ME KUMQUAT!
by Kumquatunityforeverpenis February 27, 2011
by turnthatshiton January 18, 2015
by captain deeze January 31, 2012
An attention seeking loser who tries to one up their superiors by rapidly trying to match or beat artificial facebook quizzes.
Lindsay Lohan is such a pickled kumquat.
by TitsMagee582 May 29, 2010
by The_JDH January 24, 2012
A safe word a girl (particularly Nina Dobrev) would use when her sexual partner (particularly Vin Diesel) is being too overwhelming during the intercourse, indicating a confused state of slight discomfort and extreme enjoyment simultaneously.
Girl: OMG! Kumquat... Kumquat!
Guy: Okay, do I stop or keep going?
Girl: I don't know, just Kumquat, damn it!
Guy: Okay, do I stop or keep going?
Girl: I don't know, just Kumquat, damn it!
by DeverauxPlymouth February 10, 2020
by yiyyickygyickygjust wants a March 04, 2018

