1) First used as a pirates way of saying "give me your wifes penis"

2) Now used as a statement to attract the opposite sex with vigor and passion.
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Kumquats are amazing and if you feel like a kumquat you are feeling the best feeling in the world.
Everything is going great, i'm feeling like a kumquat.
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when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman
"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."
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An attention seeking loser who tries to one up their superiors by rapidly trying to match or beat artificial facebook quizzes.
Lindsay Lohan is such a pickled kumquat.
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A petite little asian girl. Usually from Texas.
Did you see that little kimchi kumquat walking down toward the jewelry store at the mall?
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A safe word a girl (particularly Nina Dobrev) would use when her sexual partner (particularly Vin Diesel) is being too overwhelming during the intercourse, indicating a confused state of slight discomfort and extreme enjoyment simultaneously.
Girl: OMG! Kumquat... Kumquat!
Guy: Okay, do I stop or keep going?
Girl: I don't know, just Kumquat, damn it!
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