The act of dressing up to go out and meet african american males in an effort to establish a physical relationship. Named after the similarity to a male testicle.
Person 1: "Look at that skank, what she doin'?
Person 2: "Oh, she kumquatting tonight"
Person 1: "Look out Kanye"
by VirginiaSalope September 06, 2010
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Another word for someone who is similar to a Karen. Preferably used on people named Ryan.
Hey did you hear what Ryan said about you?

Omg yeah he's such a kumquat
by simpforduke March 17, 2021
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a young individual who goes through life constantly disappointing people with his/her infinite failures
That stupid kumquat just managed to fail at blowing his nose! How does that happen?!
by paybay July 06, 2012
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one wicked sweet fruit. although it's actually kind of bitter.
Should I have eaten the kumquat with or without the skin on?
by Ava and Lauren May 11, 2006
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Used as an insult.
Person 1: Hey there!

Person 2: Shutup you fucking Kumquat.
by Zombie_Huntr November 14, 2009
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A tasty little fruit that looks like a miniature orange. This yummy treat is the result of a horticultural experiment in which a dickweed was crossed with a pussywillow yielding the kumquat.
What is this a miniature orange? No it's a kumquat!
by Carrie Just Carrie (Alex idea) September 25, 2010
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