An intense exclamation of desire, extremity, intensity, or sexual justice. In the most extreme of these situations one must declare "Lee! R! Kump!"

when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life

Lumpy and tastes creamy, it is usually used in sexual intercourse.

Kump, v.

The art of talking oneself into a corner, in an embarrassing or incriminating manner.

The word hails from Elko, Nevada, wherein there is a football field called Kump Field. One day, a group of girls were watching a Pee-Wee football game on said field, when they noticed how awesomely stupid the word Kump is. So from then on, Kump became a word you use to insult people. It's pretty much another word for idiot, retard, stupid, dumbass, douchebag, etc.

The prospect of awakening without experiencing a violent death due to the commendable ethical mortifying Chuck Noris, while also being compeled to bring to exhistance the very prospect of which you are still a sentient coherent living being.

Kump: To get hit in the head with a hard object