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1. Slang, misspelled word for orgasm
2. Semen
3. The first part of the name of a gas station in Iowa Kum & Go.

Dang, he got kum all over me when I made him kum. Better get to the Kum & Go for some wipeys.
by Girliebabe6 August 18, 2006
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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A nickname for canoes, particularly those known for being faithful and reliable. Though not the fastest, they are sure to reach their destination.
My kum has withstood the might of Victoria Falls and deadly Class VI rapids without being destroyed.
by Saumensch February 22, 2011
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Latin for "with"
"Kum laude" means "with praise," not "cum loudly" you fuccin pervs.
by Bad C dev March 07, 2021
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