An infant-sized symbotic mutant whose conjoined twin is an otherwise normal-looking adult male. As seen in the 1990 film Total Recall, where Kuato was the sage and revered leader of the mutant resistance on Mars. When Kuato emerged from his host's abdomen, the host went into a trance-like state.
The Martians love Kuato. They think he's fuckin' George Washington.
by Aaron T. October 07, 2006
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A baby born by Caesarian section.

(from the eponymous midriff-inhabiting Total Recall character)
New mother 1: Was little Elisha a natural birth?

New mother 2: Nah, he was a Kuato baby. It was easier that way, plus the scar's already fading!
by El Condor May 11, 2007
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An Outie belly button, (especially overweight people, who wear tight clothing).

Inspired by the mutant 'Kuato' in the film 'Total Recall' that's growing out the stomach of another character.
'Kuato's nose is in full effect with the curly haired man wearing the tight t-shirt'
by Shepperton Local June 05, 2007
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Like dropping a deuce, but it feels like an infant-sized symbiotic mutant crawling out of you.
by T-800 March 02, 2010
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