Tie-kuan-do-me is a form of foreplay where the male preforms taekwondo moves in the air while shirtless. Making many "tough sounds". Tie-kuan-do-me is most effective when the male performer is small and frail. Grossly obese males can also use this move but please be sure not to strike your partner with the flying fat. It is the most commonly overlooked foreplay move in the male foreplay manual.
Jill- Amber how did your date go with Tim last night.
Amber- It was amazing
Jill- Why?
Amber- Well dinner was great he took me McDonald's then back to the hotel where he used the Tie-kuan-do-me foreplay method.
Jill- That always makes me wet.
Amber- Me too I just cant keep my panties one once the tie-kuan-do-me starts
Amber- It was amazing
Jill- Why?
Amber- Well dinner was great he took me McDonald's then back to the hotel where he used the Tie-kuan-do-me foreplay method.
Jill- That always makes me wet.
Amber- Me too I just cant keep my panties one once the tie-kuan-do-me starts
by tie-kuan-do-me master February 21, 2012
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A person who is usually kind yet serious. A Kuan Tong is usually outspoken and insults others when he feels like it
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The founder of Singapore, a city that’s praised for its wealth and safety. He is also the human embodiment of Mammon, the demon of money and greed.
The demon Mamon has manifested himself as Lee Kuan Yew, the founder of a rich nanny state that makes people sacrifice their souls for money and safety.
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