ktulu(chtulu) was the monster featuring in HP Lovecraft's 'the call of chtulu', after which a metallica instrumental was named.

a spanish word meaning the flipflop
used by latin moms to beat their child's ass

Ktulu is the recipient of jousy head shots with a Colt M4, from the entire length of siege. Admittedly it was aimbot assisted!

Although I do admire his Tiger Woods ability, which far exceeds mine!

Ktulu is a game playing god! From Counterstrike to Beach Volleyball, he pisses all over me at everything.

I bow before him and applaud his superior ability!

Ktulu is a master of Perudo, although he frequently forgets the finer points of the felatio round.

I would also like to take this opportunity to say to the population of the world that I deeply regret projectile vomiting in his car. I feel very bad about the incident, I behaved very badly and was so drunk I could not help him clean it up. Had I been sober, I would have gladly licked it clean!

Ktulu has a very sharp wit.

He very perceptibly picked up on my fetish of using herds of sheep for personal pleasure, in a manner which might get me arrested. He has done his best to rid me of my addiction through relentless piss taking.

"BAAAAAH"

He hasn't got there yet!

Ktulu is a master of Perudo, although he frequently forgets the finer points of the felatio round.

I would also like to take this opportunity to say to the population of the world that I deeply regret projectile vomiting in his car. I feel very bad about the incident, I behaved very badly and was so drunk I could not help him clean it up. Had I been sober, I would have gladly licked it clean!