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Great girlfriend! She's so much fun to hang out with and she's never bitchy...sometimes dumb blonde lolz
by wouldntulyk2kneou July 20, 2009
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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someone who is not a good boyfriend, cheats on all of his boyfriends with drag queens, freakishly oafish, ugly, and resembles adam sandler
krystan disgraces all people
by dgyt64 August 02, 2009
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a loser who MAKES UP LIES about girls who rejected him or left him because he is worthless and has no appealing qualities whatsoever, don't believe a word that comes out of this compulsive liar's mouth, he does nothing but drool over celebrity girls he are on a different planet than him and a chronic masturbator
person 1: krystan is the biggest liar I've ever seen

person 2 : I know!
by kdjtuuu July 18, 2009
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monster of mythological times that haunts people with its dark and hideous presence and will scare everyone it comes into contact with
Its Halloween I am scared of the Krystan!
by mythologicalll April 17, 2009
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