Urban Dictionary: kryptonic

When you jizz in a girl's ear and beat her to death with a rock of kryptonite.

"Marcy wouldn't make me a sandwich so i Texas Krypton Massacred her. By the way that means i beat to death with kryptonite after jizzing in her ear.

by arex poopy December 29, 2011

It's when you eat out your daddy's asshole then stick it in then before you cum yell "ITS MY WEAKNESS" and don't pull out.

I came home from school and my dad call me the last son of kryptonite.

The sexiest guy is named Krypton. He is hot , loyal and loveable

He is a beast scooter rider

And is Super Hot

Look at Krypton , he is so hot

Look how hot he is ,

Of course he is , his name is Krypton

by Gang_shiz November 12, 2019