The sexual act of eat out a woman's crab infested chum bucket (vagina).
I met this girl last night. I gave her a krusty chum bucket.
by Capt. Phillips March 08, 2016
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Fucking a girl until she cums, and not cleaning it of your dick.
Dude, I fucked her so hard I forgot to wipe the cum off my dick.

Oh shit what happened?

It turned into krusty cum.
by UtterFucker June 26, 2014
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When the woman hasn't showered for a month and her anus becomes krusty, then you gape it and look into it like a telescope on a pirate ship.
That girl freaks, I'd love to give her a krusty dutchman!
by FlyingPussi December 14, 2018
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When you bust a load into someone's dreadlocks thus making them super duper crusty and hard to clean.
Bro I just gave you a Krusty-Jamaican you'll never get that out!
by Banana Hammie May 26, 2020
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When a man jacks off so much that he is unable to type on his keyboard because his hand hurts. This mostly hapens on days when his parents are not home or when his girlfriend will not give him a handjob, if he has one.
"Hey man, I heard you screaming last night, you ok?"

"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"
by seax January 30, 2012
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when you lick one girls pussy and smash the others upside down
"you will not believe what just happened, I

just Krusty Klobbered Stacy and Angela"
by Macho Potato October 11, 2018
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