by Capt. Phillips March 08, 2016
Dude, I fucked her so hard I forgot to wipe the cum off my dick.
Oh shit what happened?
It turned into krusty cum.
Oh shit what happened?
It turned into krusty cum.
by UtterFucker June 26, 2014
When the woman hasn't showered for a month and her anus becomes krusty, then you gape it and look into it like a telescope on a pirate ship.
by FlyingPussi December 14, 2018
When you bust a load into someone's dreadlocks thus making them super duper crusty and hard to clean.
by Banana Hammie May 26, 2020
by boomshakedropgirl March 21, 2011
When a man jacks off so much that he is unable to type on his keyboard because his hand hurts. This mostly hapens on days when his parents are not home or when his girlfriend will not give him a handjob, if he has one.
"Hey man, I heard you screaming last night, you ok?"
"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"
"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"
by seax January 30, 2012
by Macho Potato October 11, 2018