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The word krog originates from the grocery store "Kroger." A krog is someone who buys important goods there, not groceries. These goods could be anything, such as shoes, clothes, or dildos. It can be used to insult someone in just about any situation.
Wow look at that krog over there in the all black new balance shoes and sleeveless T.
by jfisha December 15, 2009
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Krog is a verb that is a synonym of tea bagging. Its origin stems from the grocery store, Kroger. Remember before krogging someone, be sure to ask,"Paper or plastic?"
Dude! After swinging my Richard around, I totally krogged her.
by Swinging Richard October 28, 2010
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A girthier name for a mans penis or reproductive organ.
Ya dude she totally shlurped on his krog last night.
by LankHunt42 October 25, 2017
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This rugby house DJ likes to travel to many college campus with his buddy Karkov. Very tall fellow with a nace chin strap and an insane tolerance. Possibly the best broomball fan ever, and founder of the 5 shots in 5 mins and also 6 shots in 6 mins.
Look what krog is holding in this bag.
by dave February 08, 2005
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Faggots with beret hats with an intense obsession for (shitty) art. They're usually short women who don't know how taxes work and think the earth is flat. Refer to Art fag
Person 1: Met a girl yesterday, she seemed nice but she wouldn't stop talking about Tracey Emin's knickers with menstrual period stains.

Person 2: Must be one of those Krogs
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