The best person that you’ll ever fucking meet! Kristy loves Noodles and will always be there for you. Being near a Kristy automatically brings one good luck and happiness. She shows no interest in the guys around her but they’re all secretly in love with her. It’s not hard to see why aswell! Kristy is the best friend you could have.
She also makes a great lover 😉
She also makes a great lover 😉
Men: Oh man did you see Kristy earlier? She’s smoking!
Women: Kristy’s the best friend I’ve eve had and her fashion sense is just... Wow
Women: Kristy’s the best friend I’ve eve had and her fashion sense is just... Wow
by Avacado56 April 08, 2018
A ridiculously awesome girl who brightens up your day. A girl with a fantastic ass that makes you wish yoga pants were the dress code. Someone you want to have sex with.
by GingerGP November 30, 2011
She's a biker chick and a sultry girlie girl. She rocks her own Harley and turns heads in a minidress. She's got just enough ink to let you know she's a firecracker! Amazing breasts and a body that will make all your exgirlfriends jealous. Everyone is drawn to her and all will have a great time in Her presence. Shes a sparkler and you'll see why if you get the chance to hang with her. Her main man will be a sexy bad boy who knows what his lady wants. She will make him feel like a million bucks, and he will love having her next to him watching all of the heads turn when they go by. Her motto for life is "Making bitches jealous."
by I know it eats you up inside August 20, 2011
She is small but don't allow that to fool you she is mean,but sweet,she is sexy,smart,and very funny.
Kristi is so mean!!
by abc123** March 12, 2019
A very beautiful woman that is sexy at all times and knows just how to get you horny quick. And knows how to talk dirty to you.
by miiii loooooovvveee yyyoooouuu March 13, 2010
A woman that waited a long time to get what she wanted. A big boobed, bootied fire princess who sometimes forgets important things like her phone and socks on the couch, but it only makes her more lovable.
A Cake decorating queen whose talent is being hidden in the rush hour workplace.
A Cake decorating queen whose talent is being hidden in the rush hour workplace.
by Numb Skull February 03, 2010
The most beautiful, amazing, life touching girl-woman you will ever meet on this planet. Or any other planet, or universe, or galaxy. Ever.
Person 1: See that girl?
Person 2: Yeah, man.
Person 1: She's a Kristie.
Person 2: Uh-huh, I'd fuck her.
Person 1: ... *waits* Me too.
:D
Person 2: Yeah, man.
Person 1: She's a Kristie.
Person 2: Uh-huh, I'd fuck her.
Person 1: ... *waits* Me too.
:D
by Asian Kid DS July 17, 2009