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A girl who is a master in all things! She is a nympho and a kinky one at that. Will go to war for her friends and family both old and new.is good with stressful situations. Loves to have a good time and is always up for new things
by realtalk8188 October 27, 2013
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Dangerously attractive and intelligent. A real femefatale and master of seducing men. All men want her and all men get eaten by her.
Dude, that chic is so hott, she must be a Kristy.
by swinger09 October 23, 2008
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Someone very hot (cute as hell) and funny as hell
I will do anything for Kristy.
Dude, that chic is so hott, she must be a Kristy
by insert name<3 May 08, 2011
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DAMN sexy, basically has a sexalishious body. Besides having a rocking bod she is also super smart. Great friend and lover. Guys want her and girls want to be her.
Josh- Whoa did you she that girl?!
Dave- Yeah she's so hot she could make the sun melt
Josh- Whats her name??
Dave- Kristy... obviously
by yeahhboi July 12, 2011
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An amazing,smart,sexy,intelligent,gorgeous girl. Beautiful face; often referred to as "goddess","master" or "my queen"
"Alex:Wow! your looking very Kristy today"
by Numchucks. July 19, 2009
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An amazing, smart, sexy, intelligent, gorgeous girl who loves donuts and hot chocolate . A very beautiful woman that is sexy at all times and knows just how to get you horny quick. And knows how to talk dirty to you. A ridiculously awesome girl who brightens up your day. A girl with a fantastic ass that makes you wish yoga pants were the dress code. Someone you want to have sex with.
by gandycakes28 February 24, 2016
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