The peace of dry hair but oily but kinda soft crunchy old fries you got at 2 am at Burger King type texture you pull out of the drain when it gets clogged because your mom kept denying there was anything wrong with the drain but you continuously told her it was because when you took your 3 and a half hour baths while listening to the gummy bear album on repeat you didn’t have to close the drainage because the hair would do it for you which kinda helped you out in the long run but you denied it because you wanted to fix it because you wanted to be considered the “bob the builder” in the house because that was your life long dream that your ex neighbor always stole from you because “she looked more like bob then you did” but actually you did because your ex neighbor had brown hair and you had the same color hair as bob so you knew you were supposed to be him because the resemblance was impeccable.

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

Fergalicious def-, fergalicious def-, fergalicious def
Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy
They always claim they know me
Comin' to me, callin' me Stacy (Hey, Stacy)
I'm the F to the E, R, G the I the E
And can't no other lady put it down like me
I'm Fergalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oh, wee)
I put yo' boy on rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

A super model type girl with the personality of Tyler the Creator who’s eyebrows stay sharp. Extremely talented with amazing grades and is mistaken for Kyle Jenner on multiple accasions. Puffy hair that keeps her away from all the negativity of the people around her. And loves to take her time to do what she wants and live her best life.