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the description of any idea one finds especially stupid. it helps if the idea in question either is conveyed through alliteration of or involves the letter 'k'
Person 1: Look at the 'K' on my glasses! It stands for Kool!
Person 2: That's kretarded.
by MrrrrH December 15, 2009
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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