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the act of ruining anything... people's days, people's lives, friendships, sex and birthday parties.
by VampiraHatesYou October 30, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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A slow crazy bastard, with grape like clusters, who is full of stories that are meaningless to anyone he tells
by Kyle Blankenship May 16, 2008