When a person gets super high, put on a McGibblets costume, and careens around the mall threatening children and singing Krampus Carols. He can only be stopped by Shiva hitting him with her purse so he falls over the balcony railing, after which the Mall Santa punches him in the stomach.

Alternatively, any fit of rage, anger, or destruction can be called a krampage.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed