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apparently the way america spells cheese
"America spells cheese k-r-a-f-t."
by xInsipidx June 07, 2005
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A company that makes a wide variety of cheese related products.
When I eat cheese, it is likely made by Kraft.
by Cytriko April 03, 2004
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The stupid cheese company that fucks up my god damn last name. Everyone automatically thinks it's spelled "Kraft" when it's really spelled Craft. I fucking hate it.
Sweet, a check for 20,000 dollars! Oh wait, fuck! They spelled my name wrong. It's not Kraft, it's Craft. SHIT!
by 07pr12 September 27, 2010
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being blindsided and having your face broke
I was at this party and some one krafted me
by tony November 24, 2003
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someone who chats a load of rubbish and makes a lot of stuff up.
Michael is such a kraft, he always makes stuff up.
by AT23 July 28, 2015
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