apparently the way america spells cheese

A company that makes a wide variety of cheese related products.

The stupid cheese company that fucks up my god damn last name. Everyone automatically thinks it's spelled "Kraft" when it's really spelled Craft. I fucking hate it.

being blindsided and having your face broke

An intelligent, funny, and rather atheltic individual. An amazing friend that none can compare to. Wise beyond his years, bound to get into a top college. A fabulous friend. There's no one like Kraft anywhere.

a gay mother fucker

Kan't Remember A Fucking Thing.