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verb. To kovalfail is to fuck up a relatively simple task when you're being paid MILLIONS of dollars to execute said task.
Attempting to score on a shootout and losing the puck on the way to the net is a kovalfail.
Jhonas Enroth: Wow, that was a kovalfail of epic proportions, Kovy.
Ilya Kovalchuk: FUCK OFF.
Wow, I kovalfailed at crossing the street. I suck.
Jhonas Enroth: Wow, that was a kovalfail of epic proportions, Kovy.
Ilya Kovalchuk: FUCK OFF.
Wow, I kovalfailed at crossing the street. I suck.
by odetosunshine November 10, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018