An old man, probably with 3 bald spots and is an artsy fellow who loves to wear colerfull scarfs. Kougias' usually drive cars that breakdown and soil themselves. Usually wears hat to right side and has huge street cred. Can protect a woman. Probaly still has a Walkman and 5 kids.

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.