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The term for being high on pot and tripping on coricidin cough and cold have having severe cotton mouth and trying to express saying it but you are too messed up and it comes out laugh out loud funny.
Ha ha you have kootenmooth so bad,so i'll give you some purple drink.
by Cough and COld March 23, 2007
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
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The term for being high on pot and tripping on coricidin cough and cold have haveing severe cotton mouth and trying to express saying it but you are too messed up and it comes out laugh out loud funny.
Ha ha you have kootenmooth so bad so ill give you some purple drink.
by Cough and COld March 23, 2007
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