May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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A koofey is a skully or a beenie cap with holes in it.

The Koofey hat can be found and sold in the streets of New York City with all different colors.

Some New Yorkers use koofey as a joke or insult to some one.
"Im putting you on my koofey list!"

"Off wit ya fucking koofey!" (Off with your head)

Punchline: "Put more holes in your head than a koofey."
by Stephen December 19, 2004
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