The speed at which a video spreads on the internet, a scale to measure how viral something is by using the Kony 2012 video as a basis.
"That announcement of Anchorman 2 is at 1.5 times Kony-Speed"

"The home movie of you and your friend singing Spice Girls in your basement is at -200 Kony-Speed"
by Lenny Laserdisc March 28, 2012
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An insufferable african warlord who abducts Ugandan children in the middle of the night and turns them into foot soldiers. Before they are given into the lifestyle, they are forced to kill there parents and "recruit" more soldiers. Young Ugandan women are raped, beaten, and turned into sex slaves. This my friends is the epitimy of a Dick
"Joseph Kony must be stopped. Do something about it today."
by KiddFenix March 07, 2012
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The leader of the LRA. Makes Hitler look like Mother Teresa in comparison.
I'd like to take the world's biggest middle finger and stick it right up Joseph Kony's ass.
by Happy Doodle March 06, 2012
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A movement and campaign in 2012 to expose Joseph Kony, the single most wanted man in the world. He is an African criminal from Uganda who forces young African children between the ages of 10 and up to join his army. The boys are given guns and forced to fight for him and murder their families while the young girls are forced to be sex slaves. His army currently consists of over 30,000 children and growing. The campaigning you may see around is NOT to support Kony, but to increase the worlds awareness in order to stop this madman.
What is all this Kony 2012 stuff i keep seeing on Facebook?
by BigNick91 March 07, 2012
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Since 1987, Joseph Kony has abducted more than 30,000 children in Central Africa and forced them to be child soldiers in his Lord’s Resistance Army.

The KONY 2012 campaign employs film, social media, street art, and face-to-face interaction to make the case that the arrest of Joseph Kony this year is one thing we can all agree on.
2012 will be Joseph Kony' last year!
by invisibleUHstudent March 06, 2012
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A documentary on a real problem going on in the world. It raises awareness for a man by the name of Joseph Kony abducts kids and trains them to be child soldiers. It is believed that this video uses emotional exploits to get the viewer to donate to the charity so that the United States government can keep U.S troops in Africa. The producers of the video are also claimed to be scammers, spending more money on making more videos rather than on the cause they're trying to promote.
Friend: Hey man, have you seen Kony 2012 yet?
Me: Yeah, but I'm not donating if it doesn't mean I'm helping children in Uganda.
by -.-2.0 March 10, 2012
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A guy who does the same thing millions of other people do but he gets more attention because we all love African children!
Have you heard about Joseph Kony, yeah me ether 'till some human rights atavists told me about him, but why not all the others that are like him?
by yuhavelostdagame March 14, 2012
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