Urban Dictionary: konkey

a leather-clad man-slave with an affinity for western wear.

Man 1: "When did they start letting Honkey Konkey's in here?"
Man 2: "I don't know, but he sure has a nice hat."

by The Congos October 23, 2007

When a girl is drunk and sucks your dick then proceeds to throw up on it

dont play with it too much or it might break
multiplayer konkey dong is fun

hey wanna come (over) and play konkey dong with me?

by _Dr. Evil February 14, 2003

Hey did you know nintendo came out with a new konkey dong ga- FACKCkkCcK!!!!!!!

by MasochistManny March 20, 2020

one who frequently shits from the ass while wacking his konkey with several large sticks.

my new neighbor is a ass shit konkey wacker, he loves dropping a pipinghotloaf while smackin his konkey.

by hoey456 March 27, 2007

i looked at some donkey konkey porn yesterday

have u seen that new donkey konkey video yet.

by mals karpertje November 23, 2017

when you're about to konk someone in the dong. specifically donkey kong

I konkey dong ed multiple people in my class today

by hjafullllllllllbj November 13, 2020