Urban Dictionary: konkey

A deformed, penis that is abnormally large in stature

Hey guys my arm feels like a konkey

by Le Dixz0n October 21, 2007

A Large, Hairy, Male Reproductive organ, often infected with STD's Or Other Diseases

by Elizabeth Noel October 30, 2007

Yo' shove this up your konkey!

by chrisX April 04, 2007

a leather-clad man-slave.

Wife: "Mary Ellen is coming over, and she's bringing her konkey."
Kids: "Yaaaaay.!"
Husband: "He is the most polite konkey I've ever met."

by The Congos October 22, 2007

Referring to a full grown adult that lacks basic intellect. Much like a donkey or a kid. Kid+donkey=konkey

by Embey February 15, 2016

Im gonna kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konkey Dong!

by pspmiles June 25, 2014

The lube one uses on their body to more easliy slip into a leather outfit whilst playing the role of a konkey.

Seth slathered konkey grease all over himself in preperation of the evenings festivities.

by Seth the gimp January 08, 2011