Konke, someone or something that is usually well know great sence of fashion and kind hearted many people aspire to be a konke
by Zulu bible August 17, 2017
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When you’re completely slumped/alseep. Formed by the word KO’d and gone.
“Dude he’s passed out on the pool table should we wake him?”
“Nah he’s konked.”
by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020
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The mixture of feces and sweat between the rectum and the scrotum. Often times adhering to the hair that is growing in the goochal region.
I took a nice poop this morning. However, I wasn't able to wipe away all of my feces. I still have some konk left. Hopefully a shower will do the trick.

Does konk smell bad too?
by tkat March 20, 2014
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A person who is very dumb. He has eyes that are too big for his head. Thinks he's bak but he's not. Often infected with koronkonktitus
by Konk disease May 20, 2016
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To konk
or
Be konked.

Being hit on the head by something or someone.

Or to konk someone with your palm or an object.
jack - "Sarah threw the tennis ball and it konked me right on the head"
by LeahSade November 23, 2006
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literally means "cock" and is often used instead of "dickhead"
"Dude, you're a fucking konk."
"At least I have one."
by Johnson Kato July 26, 2016
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