A health promoting beverage aging back to ancient Chinese medicine that is currently very popular (especially in hippyville) a 'secret formula' for those 'in the know' which is usually made by fermenting black tea and white sugar using a special kombucha colony. It works with your body to boost one's natural, inbuilt ability to fight sickness and disease as well as bring a healthy balance back to metabolism and organs.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

A pro-biotic drink that you can make at home and it looks just like those pancake creatures on star trek - the ones only trekkies know about. Mr Spock's a big fan. Your first drought will scare the shit out of you. Its a SCOBY!

A fungus spawned in the pits of hell, and possessing a smell that would make the poopsmith vomit.

a drink made up of fermented fruits and cum (preferably 17-year-old guys). Virgin Kombucha is without the cum.

Contrary to popular belief, Kombucha DOES NOT refer to a variety of oolong tea. It is, in fact, an archaic term referring to the externally visible portions of a female's genitals. The term was popularly used in the Victorian era by Ladies in London's High Society to refer to their ungroomed, if not exceedingly hairy, 'nether regions'.

A drink for boomers.