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a shady character; a virgin; a person seeming distant and lethargic at all times.
if a kolks is lost he doesnt ask for directions, he simply drives in circles until hes too tired to continue on... then goes to sleep behind the wheel.
by meliniki December 11, 2008
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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Kølk is an ancient Norwegian word used to describe something awesome. It can also be used as a noun in a positive sentence.
by ElderDruid April 05, 2011
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