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vb. to fail at something so horribly, you were better off not thinking about trying in the first place and it is better not to try again.

adj. a word describing how horrible something is to the highest degree.
1) Dude, you just kojiami'd your exam? Well, see you at McDonalds for the rest of your life.

2) Oh you mean that skank at THAT corner? Naw, shes way kojiami, even I am better then that!
by Anon Person January 14, 2006
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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A satire writer on the allakhazam forums, often mistaken for another dumb troll. Has his share of fans and haters. His posts are highly controversial, offensive but always true. for more information, see ffxi.allakhazam.com
Kojiami made another thread about Square enix 3 hours ago, and it already has 350 replies!
by Spinzzz February 18, 2006
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