A kochsucker is anyone involved in politics who advocates policies that benefit corporations, big business and right wing interests, under the guise that those policies will actually benefit normal Americans. Very similar to a teabagger.

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A Republican politician that accepts campaign donations from the Koch Brothers. Furthering thier right wing agenda erasing the middle class and electing lawmakers that let them pay less taxes and have less oversight.

One who sucks the proverbial cock of the billionaire Koch brothers. Bonus points for also being a 'sucker' by falling for a prank call from someone posing as a Koch brother.

A politician, e.g., Scott Walker, Gov. of Wisconsin, who was elected ostensibly with Tea Party support, but who then does only the bidding of his obscenely wealthy benefactors, the Koch brothers.