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Kobens are very attractive men who are known for their eyes. When you first meet them they will seem shy but their really sweet and kind once you get to know them. They like long committed relationships.
Girl1-Wow look at his eyes!
Girl2- Wow look at his face!
Girl1- That's gotta be a Koben!
by swagical unicorn March 31, 2016
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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a closeted homosexual who frequents going to hard core gay bars with their master, they love gyrating to loud techno music along with watching Magic Mike
PERSON 1: OH MY GOD ! IT’S CHANNING TANTUM, THE GUY THAT PLAYED MAGIC MIKE !!

PERSON 2: What the hell

PERSON 3 to PERSON 2: Ew, he’s such a koben
by pandaisawesome1 October 20, 2019
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