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the top in a field; an ultimate champion; refers to the competitive hot dog eating champion from Japan
Tiger Woods is the Kobayashi of golf.
Howard Stern is the Kobayashi of radio.
Mel Gibson is the Kobayashi of jew haters.
McDonalds is the Kobayashi of fast food.
Paris Hilton is the Kobayashi of annoying rich sluts
by DJ MethFace August 05, 2006
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Apr 23 Word of the Day
1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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(v.) To shove a tremendous amount of wieners in one's mouth and down one's throat subsequently; an oral gangbang.
"Angela's mouth and throat swelled grotesquely when she Kobayashied every penis in the Pharmacy Department."

"I was astonished when Angela had Kobayashied the entire UGA football team's musty wieners prior to the prep rally."
by Richard Dastardly July 05, 2007
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3
To consume large amounts of food in a short period of time.
(Koboyashi is the last name of world-famous eating champion)
Damn dude, you sure went kobayashi on that pizza!
by EriCore August 15, 2005
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4
Small forest.
Or top of their field. And 9th top Japanese surname
by River sands November 17, 2018
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(v.) To shove a tremendous amount of wieners in one's mouth and, subsequently, down one's throat; an oral gangbang.

"Angela's mouth and throat swelled grotesquely when she Kobayashied every penis in the Pharmacy Department."

"I was astonished when Angela had Kobayashied the entire football team's musty wieners prior to the prep rally."
by Richard Dastardly August 10, 2007
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6
Folding your penis in half to place in a girls vagina when you've been drinking to the point that your unable to get a hard on while hooking up with a girl.
Man I was so drunk last nite when hooking up, that i had to Kobayashi that girl.
by BB258 November 13, 2007
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