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verb; to jump over things that are not meant to be jumped. To hurdle impossible distances both vertically and horizontally.
I knowshoned the shit out of that puddle.
by TruthBringer September 22, 2008
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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When someone jumps or hurdles over something or someone, particularly a fully standing cornerback. Embarrasing when performed on anything that is living and breathing.
by Vicious Vic September 21, 2008
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1.) (verb) To absolutely dominate in ever way to the point where even passersby are crying in fear.
2.) (verb) To try but fail miserably. don't look now, they are all laughing at you.
2.) (verb) To try but fail miserably. don't look now, they are all laughing at you.
"Oh man i knowshoned it today at work"
"did you get fired?"
"what!?! no! don't you know what knowshoned means dummy?? You just totally knowshoned that story, ugh"
"did you get fired?"
"what!?! no! don't you know what knowshoned means dummy?? You just totally knowshoned that story, ugh"
by fratstar from lagrange October 11, 2011