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also known as knife, but pronounced the way Crocodile Dundee would say it.
"You call that a knoif? That's no knoif... (pulls huge knife out of pants) THIS is a knoif!"
by houuuuuuuuuse February 25, 2008
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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