Urban Dictionary: knocking on heavens door

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When you are masturbating and you accidentally hit your testicles with your fist.

Guy 1:"Have you ever knocked on heavens door?"
Guy 2: "Dude, i accidentally went knocking on heavens door last night and i was in pain for hours".

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Philosopher Stoned

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.

X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.

by TripleWest September 03, 2012

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Knocking on heaven's door

When your dick is so big that the head repeatedly bounces off the cervix during intercourse.

"Yo Leish, remember Tyrone that boi i I had ova last nite!?!

"U kno it girl, wha he do?"

"Gurl his dick so big he be knocking on heaven's door all night kno whA am sayin?"

"Shit guerrrlll"

by Fadiastheonlyone August 22, 2016

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Knocking on Heaven's Door

When a turn is at the pearly gates of your butthole.

"Dude I gotta shit so bad, it's knocking on heaven's door!"

by 😂🤣 November 18, 2019

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