by Yer Paw April 10, 2005
One who enjoys titillating, caressing and sucking on the flaccid penis and balls of a person possessing a substantially lower IQ. Dingle knobbers often engage in odd behaviour with the other person’s genitalia; such as knocking or slapping the suckee’s balls together to make noise.
“Dude, I don’t want to hang out with Bruce anymore.”
“Why?”
“He is such a dingle knobber. He tried making music with Crazy Carl’s balls.”
“Whataweirdo.”
“Why?”
“He is such a dingle knobber. He tried making music with Crazy Carl’s balls.”
“Whataweirdo.”
by monker November 19, 2007
by Mystery Meat 4U October 20, 2010
by J h b March 03, 2008
The act of a woman not being able to fit a large penis in her mouth at which point she only able to lick of munch on the side of the penis back and forth in a typewriter movement as if you are nibbling on a ear of corn. This is a true "cob knobber".
Words also used: cob knobbin', cob knob, cob knobbler
Words also used: cob knobbin', cob knob, cob knobbler
Woman to man: "Oh my God! That's so big I can't fit it in my mouth! I will have to cob knob it."
Man to woman: " I hope your a good cob knobber because I an very well endowed,"
Man to woman: " I hope your a good cob knobber because I an very well endowed,"
by Pun_King300 January 27, 2017